After an overwhelming number of requests to return Church of Saban prophecies to this hallowed shrine, and discussions with our most esteemed and shady attorneys, we have found a loophole in our contract with BryantDrive and will once again be posting the prophecies on this site.

BryantDrive will continue posting links to the prophecies here because we sent them a nice fruit basket and an “I’m sorry” card with a picture of an adorable basset hound.