The Oracle would first like to congratulate the Greater Bulldogs for their victory over the forces of the Great Saban last week. The Great Saban has great respect for those who best his men fairly on the field of battle, and your doom will be swift and merciful once He has returned his forces to their former glory. This week, however, no doom shall befall you, as your strength will be so stout that even the most booming of Ogre chest bumps will not be able to rally his troops.
What is it with Mississippi schools and poor quarterback play? The Oracle believes that it must be in the water…perhaps caused by the deadly mixture of tears and Evan Williams Green Label that filters into Magnolia State groundwater after almost every home game. However, even if the Rebels had a quarterback, we’re sure the Ogre would find some way to mess him up. Surely the reign of the Ogre is nearing an end. The Oracle foresees this, as he had a vision where Colonel Reb was in the middle of Vaught-Hemmingway, doing something like this:
THE ORACLE SAYS: Georgia 34, Ole Miss 15







