The Oracle Says…Lee County High vs. New Mexico S….wait, no, vs. Florida

Written on Wednesday, September 26th, 2007 at 4:38 pm by The Reverend Doctor
Filed under Oracle.

The Oracle foresaw victory for the Tigeagplainsmen last week, and it came to pass.  This week, however, they do not sit within the comforts of home awaiting an opponent from a state who’s main export is sand.  Nay, this week they must face the Angel and his cohorts, and the Angel is ready to carry his team to victory if necessary.

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They had a great victory last week.  They had an explosion of points.  They had the news that the 2nd dumbest looking person named Lester in the SEC would return soon.  However, they did not find the magic bullet needed to defeat their Reptilian foes.

The One With Cavernous Ears may try to run, but his forces will prevent him from doing so.  The elephant has the best memory, but unfortunately for the One With Cavernous Ears, even a Gator can remember events only one year past.

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THE ORACLE SAYS:  Tim Tebow 42, The Newly Resurgent Auburn Tigers (Destroyers of Aggies and Champions of Mumme) 13

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