The Oracle is becoming very upset with the Wisest of the SEC.  Last week you play no one, this week you play a team that the Oracle doesn’t believe actually exists.  This is an insult to the Oracle’s skills in foretelling the unknown.

However, the prediction must go forward.  After a tough loss to the Great Saban, Vandy looked better against The Ogre than did the Angel and his minions.  To Florida’s credit, however, they looked about as excited to be in Oxford as a Gator booster club contingent in a restaurant with a "No Jorts" policy (Mighty Gators:  we kid…please don’t hurt us).  This week, the Commodores will devour Northwestern Idaho A&M or whatever just as their coach devours twinkies on his birthday.

Since their opponent leaves much to be desired this week, the Vandy players were able to spend the week brushing up on other athletic pursuits…including the following.  The Oracle hopes that they are thankful for this activity, as he foresees that they are the only SEC team that has been able to figure out how to successfully operate this magic game machine.

THE ORACLE SAYS:  Vanderbilt 38, Team Vanderbilt is Playing 11