“Violently did the bodies of the warriors from the southernmost regions begin in to shake and convulse once they had their fill of the Dark Lord’s unfathomly sinister Process. And after defecating upon themselves many times, beggeth for mercy did they from the Dark Lord, who, in turn, spake to them “Behold, the revenge I am exacting upon you has only just begun. And when the full measure of my wrath has been poured out upon you, with pity and disgust shall the nations look upon you until eternity. For as surely as the alpha dog mounts each orifice of the beta, so I have exerted my dominance upon you, relative to the matchless girth of my mighty Process.”