Comments on: The Fall of the Golden Panthers http://www.churchofsaban.com/the-fall-of-the-golden-panthers Just another WordPress weblog Tue, 07 Sep 2010 17:39:43 -0400 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: D.Groover http://www.churchofsaban.com/the-fall-of-the-golden-panthers/comment-page-1#comment-23733 D.Groover Mon, 04 Jan 2010 07:33:39 +0000 http://www.churchofsaban.com/?p=357#comment-23733 Alas, for the prophesy has been written and has fulfilled itself time and time again thru the eons: For it is written that the Great Saban has but one master. And, it calls to him whenever he wins his football organization a Crystal Football... This one and only true master of the Great Saban is GOLD! The GOLD calls to the Great Saban from deep within the ashes of a once great football organization that has met with destruction but is yet filled with GOLD. And, the Great Saban will enter into the ashes that are filled with GOLD and in three or four years he shall raise them up like a Phoenix to win a Crystal Football of their own. Then, alas, the prophesy will once again fulfill itself and the Great Saban will be called to by even more GOLD that is buried beneath the ashes of another once great football organization that has met with destruction! And, it shall come to pass that the former football organizations that the Great Saban has abandoned will end up with a lame ass coach like Less Miles that can't manage the time clock let alone a football team. Then, like Aesop's Fox that said "the Grapes must be sour", the Fans will no longer call him the Great Saban. The will begin to call him: THE GREAT SATAN! LOL!!! ROLL TIDE!!! Good Luck Thursday Night and on Monday morning after winning the National ChampionshipJan 11th when Nick Sabans phone will start ringing... Alas, for the prophesy has been written and has fulfilled itself time and time again thru the eons:

For it is written that the Great Saban has but one master. And, it calls to him whenever he wins his football organization a Crystal Football… This one and only true master of the Great Saban is GOLD!

The GOLD calls to the Great Saban from deep within the ashes of a once great football organization that has met with destruction but is yet filled with GOLD. And, the Great Saban will enter into the ashes that are filled with GOLD and in three or four years he shall raise them up like a Phoenix to win a Crystal Football of their own.

Then, alas, the prophesy will once again fulfill itself and the Great Saban will be called to by even more GOLD that is buried beneath the ashes of another once great football organization that has met with destruction!

And, it shall come to pass that the former football organizations that the Great Saban has abandoned will end up with a lame ass coach like Less Miles that can’t manage the time clock let alone a football team. Then, like Aesop’s Fox that said “the Grapes must be sour”, the Fans will no longer call him the Great Saban. The will begin to call him: THE GREAT SATAN!

LOL!!!

ROLL TIDE!!! Good Luck Thursday Night and on Monday morning after winning the National ChampionshipJan 11th when Nick Sabans phone will start ringing…

]]> By: MD http://www.churchofsaban.com/the-fall-of-the-golden-panthers/comment-page-1#comment-23384 MD Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:14:02 +0000 http://www.churchofsaban.com/?p=357#comment-23384 The wild porkers from the west have a new leader who feels his time is near to match the Dark Lord.But it is written "The porkers flesh will be as roasted Dreamland pork for our Dark Lord "aight !" The wild porkers from the west have a new leader who feels his time is near to match the Dark Lord.But it is written “The porkers flesh will be as roasted Dreamland pork for our Dark Lord “aight !”

]]> By: College Football and Christianity « One In Jesus.info http://www.churchofsaban.com/the-fall-of-the-golden-panthers/comment-page-1#comment-23378 College Football and Christianity « One In Jesus.info Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:02:08 +0000 http://www.churchofsaban.com/?p=357#comment-23378 [...] has apocalyptic literature (you really have to click the link). So does [...] [...] has apocalyptic literature (you really have to click the link). So does [...]

]]> By: NomadRT http://www.churchofsaban.com/the-fall-of-the-golden-panthers/comment-page-1#comment-23376 NomadRT Thu, 17 Sep 2009 02:54:49 +0000 http://www.churchofsaban.com/?p=357#comment-23376 The Great Youth was like a warrior poet, slicing and cutting through the enemy lines. He is strong and disciplined, content to stand silent and confident behind those warriors ahead of him. The Dark Lord bides his time by unleashing his wrath sparingly, but there will soon be a moment against a more seasoned foe where the world will take notice of his courage and vigor. Praise Saban that The Great is on the mend and shall at the very least be ready for the battles that loom when the leaves begin to change their colors and fall to the earth. The Great Youth was like a warrior poet, slicing and cutting through the enemy lines. He is strong and disciplined, content to stand silent and confident behind those warriors ahead of him. The Dark Lord bides his time by unleashing his wrath sparingly, but there will soon be a moment against a more seasoned foe where the world will take notice of his courage and vigor.

Praise Saban that The Great is on the mend and shall at the very least be ready for the battles that loom when the leaves begin to change their colors and fall to the earth.

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