Brothers and Sisters in Saban,

I bring before you a most pleasurable read, delivered unto our church by one of our flock.  Normally I would not trust your Sabanic education to someone outside of the Sabanic clergy; however, this comment was so excellent that duty requires me to present it to you.  It is both true and fearful for those who oppose our Dark Lord.  It comes from Lawboy, a Child of Saban who is blessed in the Dark Lord’s eyes:

A letter from the solicitor Timothy:

In the days before the great clash, which was to occur at sundown, the troops of the fair haired general appeared before him and spoke: “General, may we dress in dusky robes so as to confuse the army of the Great Saban.” And the general made a covenant with his troops to cast aside their vestements and don robes of black during battle. And much hope was placed in these clothes, for they had curried favor with the gods in earlier battles.

As the news spread across the lands, there was much commotion. And some in the lands of the Great Saban were vexed. And on the day after the covenant, the Great Saban appeared. And it was seen that the Great Saban, too, was clothed in black. And his army, and their followers, were at ease.