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September 23, 2008 
From the Book of the Process:
“After the final horn had sounded, and the final drum was beaten, the great general surveyed his troops, upon seeing their anguish he fell to his knees, and he wept. ’What hath the Dark Lord wrought?’ he cried. ’Has this man no mercy?’ Just then, the Great Saban walked up to him, and seeing his weeping, he urinated upon him. As he did this, he said, ‘Now you comprehend the extent of my greatness. Do not weep, child, for it is not worth crying over that which you cannot change. You tried to follow my path, but you are no more than a shadow of my shadow. Your image pales to my identity. Your men lack competitive spirit. I am much larger than you relative to our manhood.’
And the Dark Lord came to his men, and he told him, ‘My sons, the foe we fought today were not fit to unwrap my Debbie cookie in the morning. But a challenge awaits us that is a more challenging challenge relative to how we are challenged during the challenging challenge. Our performance must be sustained, and our desire must be greater. Follow my way, the The Great Kangaroo will jump no longer.’”
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