Tennessee Invocation

Prophecies

Our unmerciful Dark Lord, on whose gilded platter lies the deep fried souls of your opposition, we face an opponent today who has wronged us greatly.  However, we know that though their spirit is week, many of their warriors are still strong.  Protect us from hubris, and make our will to win greater than ever.  Make the hatred of the Vile One flow through the veins of our soldiers, and cause this to be expressed physically, relative to their destruction of their foes, and make the Vile One cry as if all the funnel cakes of the world were no more.

May all that your Grand Army does be Aight in Your sight.

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  1. NomadRT  •  October 26, 2008 @12:35 am

    Unmerciful Dark Lord, thank you for destroying the Vile One.

  2. Tennessee Tide  •  October 26, 2008 @12:41 am

    Surely the Vile One slides down the slippery slope of uncertainty. And thus did our Dark Lord step on his hot dog fingers, and kick him the rest of the way down. Amen and Amen.

  3. BamaRammaJamma  •  October 26, 2008 @8:03 pm

    Praise to the Unmerciful Dark Lord, and His Crimson Legions!
    May the Vile one be “processed”, and the land of
    orange forever fall under Your Dominion. Aight.

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