Have You Chest Bumped Your Dark Lord Today?

Prophecies
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  1. NomadRT  •  October 29, 2008 @2:16 pm

    Awesome

  2. Chris Gilmore  •  October 30, 2008 @1:39 pm

    HA! I knew someone would appreciate that caption when i made the image.

    NICE!

  3. The Reverend Doctor  •  October 30, 2008 @7:25 pm

    An excellent image, it is. Your creation has pleased the Dark Lord greatly. If he were here, and be glad he isn’t, because he might very well devour us with his ocular lasers, he would probably chest bump you…if you survived the lasers, of course.

  4. Lawboy  •  October 31, 2008 @11:11 am

    During the time of the rise of The Great Saban, after the defeat of the Vile One, he was seen to appear before the mob of scriveners. One of the scribes came forth, genuflected to avoid drawing the ire of the mighty general, and made his voice heard: “It has been witnessed by many that during the heat of battle, upon vanquishing a foe, the soldiers of armies will take flight and crash into one another in vulgar celebration. Perchance, my Lord, have thou heard the whispers that you were seen to levitate in such a fashion?”

    And the mighty general’s breath swelled, and he spoke: “It’s not the first time I’ve been excited and jumped up in the air . . . you oughta try it sometime . . . Do something good and feel good enough that you want to jump up and chest bump somebody!”

    And the echoes of sternums clashing could be heard throughout the lands, from Florence to Florala way.

    The Word of the Dark Lord. May all be aight in his sight.

  5. Michael  •  November 3, 2008 @10:18 am

    It appears our Dark Lord is a fan of “Scrubs.” Now the Great Saban must pick the greatest of the following conquests:

    Elliot
    Jordan
    Jordan’s sister Danni (Tara Reid)
    Gift Shop Girl
    Tasty Coma Wife
    Kim
    or
    Dr. Molly (Heather Graham)

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