Brothers and sisters in Saban, I know that your ire for The One With Supple Breasts is great! I know that he picked us up as a lady of ill repute and spat on us without payment! However, you should not feel hate for him, as he was a necessary evil that had to move aside to make way for the Great Saban. It is written, “Fools and children shall come before me, but when I arrive, the flux shall be at an end.” (Book of Moore, 1:8). Let him cry into his sports bra in peace, as without his folly, the Great Saban could not have arrived.