The Great Saban has commanded his followers, “Verily, cursed is the man who drinks the Kool-Aid.” However, you still want to take part in the great joy of his victories. What is a Sabanite to do?
Well, he said don’t drink it. He didn’t say anything about this:
Awesome…LOL!!!
Hmmm, Can you acquire this kool-aid in suppository form? The Bama Apostle has problems swallowing pills.
Can I waterboard my wife, the Barner, with the Kool-Aid?
Apostle – You can, but it’s approximately the size of a 12 oz. can of your choice of adult beverage. Insert it at your own risk.
Lawboy – We would be disappointed if you didn’t.
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October 2, 2008 
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