Bowl Invocation

Prophecies
Most unmerciful Dark Lord, our last battle did not please you.  Though our competitive spirit failed not, we did not bring you the victory you desired.  Help us, oh unyielding destroyer of dreams, to bring death to this last foe that now stands in our path.  Make their own questionable mascot turn its head in shame, and their 17 fans to cry for that mercy which surely shall not come.
May all we do be aight in your sight.
17 Comments

17 Responses

  1. NomadRT  •  January 7, 2009 @12:32 pm

    Hmm… well that didn’t work out very well. Hopefully our dark lord signs some more warriors for us for next season.

  2. rhYno  •  January 8, 2009 @12:05 am

    Where art though latest update?

  3. rhYno  •  January 8, 2009 @12:06 am

    *thou*

  4. ben  •  January 12, 2009 @9:37 pm

    Dude…need more church of saban…please update

  5. AUbarnie  •  January 13, 2009 @12:41 am

    Where is the update? We beg of you…

  6. WE NEED AN UPDATE!  •  January 15, 2009 @12:04 am

    WE NEED AN UPDATE! WHERE IS OUR UPDATE???!!!???!!!WHERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

  7. Joey  •  January 19, 2009 @6:49 pm

    WE NEED ANOTHER UPDATE!!!!!

  8. Hope is not gone...  •  January 29, 2009 @12:34 am

    To the site’s moderator, please know and understand that not all hope is gone. Don’t lose the faith, sir! Please give us a spin on the latest happenings in God’s Country, Tuscaloosa!!

  9. Joey  •  March 31, 2009 @11:55 pm

    WHERE ARE THE UPDATES!?!!!?!?!
    We still have next year!!!!!!

  10. Sabanite12  •  May 31, 2009 @6:52 pm

    Alright this has been TTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOO LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOONNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!! WHERE IS THE UPDATE!!!!?????

  11. SabanLover  •  July 15, 2009 @6:26 pm

    Where have yall gone!!! I need my weekly sermons!!! PLEASE!! Im having withdrawls and it is getting way to close to football season!

  12. Bamalover9  •  July 16, 2009 @6:30 pm

    Please come back I am surrounded by the enemy!!!!

  13. NomadRT  •  August 13, 2009 @3:19 pm

    I’m wondering if this site isn’t dead. We are in the midst of fall camp with enemies on our borders and no word from the reverend. Perhaps the dark lord silenced him?

  14. HiFiGuy1  •  August 30, 2009 @11:26 pm

    I tried to find this site earlier in the week and it seemed to be lost in the ether. I sure do hope that the purveyors of wit that run the site are back in full force for the upcoming 2009 season!

  15. nabaseno  •  August 31, 2009 @12:03 pm

    we can’t wait much longer, what gives?

  16. u n v bamas12  •  September 2, 2009 @11:20 pm

    PLEASE!!!!!!!! WE ARE BEGGING LIKE A USER NEEDS A FIX!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  17. We Miss COS  •  September 3, 2009 @1:56 am

    THE TIME HAS COME!!

    Now where are you?

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