Book of the Ogre?

Written on Thursday, September 20th, 2007 at 2:27 pm by The Reverend Doctor
Filed under General.

It appears that the followers of the Ogre will have a new sacred text to instruct them on the methods used by the Ogre to ensnare young soldiers and bring them to the black hole known as his Fortress of Yaw.  Like an alligator in the swamps of Louisiana, he jumps on them early, asserts his dominance, and then beats them into submission until they have no choice but to follow him. 

Unfortunately for the Rebels, the Great Saban has already told them how this story ends.  "The Ogre will rally many of the best to his side, yet they will still fall.  He could take a cup of wine and make it taste of mud, and will make those with the strength of the stallion fight with the will of the mule."

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