The Church of Saban is the global spiritual home to the faith of Sabanism. Sabanism, and its tenets and methods, have been alive and well for hundreds…nay, thousands of years. In fact, Sabanism is, according to some guy we talked to at The Houndstooth, the world’s oldest and most hallowed religion. However, the followers of Sabanism had decreased greatly in number over the years, and many religious scholars believed it to be defunct. In truth, there was a core group of believers, led by one known only as “The Reverend Doctor”, who kept the flame of Sabanism burning.

Around the dawn of 2007, a series of events transpired which brought hope to the followers of Sabanism. The Reverend Doctor told his few followers, “It is written (Moore 1:15), ‘The great white bird will migrate from the south to the north, and those who love me will multiply.’” The Reverend Doctor interpreted this as a prediction of the return of the Great Leader of Sabanism. On January 3rd, 2007, this prophecy came to pass:

Since this great day, the followers of Sabanism HAVE multiplied, and they have grown strong under the Great Leader. Under the direction of the Reverend Doctor, this website has been constructed to help all Sabanists, old and new, better learn the teachings of the one they call Saban.