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The Church of Saban is the global spiritual home to the faith of Sabanism. Sabanism, and its tenets and methods, have been alive and well for hundreds…nay, thousands of years. In fact, Sabanism is, according to some guy we talked to at The Houndstooth, the world’s oldest and most hallowed religion. However, the followers of Sabanism had decreased greatly in number over the years, and many religious scholars believed it to be defunct. In truth, there was a core group of believers, led by one known only as “The Reverend Doctor”, who kept the flame of Sabanism burning.
Around the dawn of 2007, a series of events transpired which brought hope to the followers of Sabanism. The Reverend Doctor told his few followers, “It is written (Moore 1:15), ‘The great white bird will migrate from the south to the north, and those who love me will multiply.’” The Reverend Doctor interpreted this as a prediction of the return of the Great Leader of Sabanism. On January 3rd, 2007, this prophecy came to pass:
Since this great day, the followers of Sabanism HAVE multiplied, and they have grown strong under the Great Leader. Under the direction of the Reverend Doctor, this website has been constructed to help all Sabanists, old and new, better learn the teachings of the one they call Saban.
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Dear High Reverend Doctor,
Long have my people sought a refuge from other churches that teach the belief that humility is virtuous, and pride sinful. To know the truth in the revelation of your prophesy relative to what I believe is necessary for success in the case of myself, or anyone else for that matter is very gratifying to us. We believe in the truth because it is the truth relative to what we believe.
May The Dark Lord continue to grant you the elevated plane of conciousness that is a consequence of the level of understanding that is the result of PAYING ATTENTION TO DETAIL.
Yours in Saban,
Boclive
Im a huge Bama fan….and this has to be the dumbest thing i have ever seen
Grady,
We asked around, and you’re wrong, and the site is awesome.
Lo these many years, I have found refuse in the great swamps of the southern marshes. My task to find hides and skins to enrich the tribe I belong but alas, my heart beats strong for home. My eyes ache to see the tower that Sir George built. Yes, home. Ever since olden days, when I, yes I, as a youth, was permitted to ask for the scribe of the Most High on the field of legion so many years ago. My Heart Beats Again! But I must stay quiet because the swampwater is laden with poison and infects the very tribe I inhabit. Thus I am here, seeking inspiration from the Church, silently, secretly, behind the very wall of fire I am trapped beneath. If the Great Army were to march East towards the Great Dome in the Hotlands, I will be there. Even with pain of death and threat, if the swamp rats invade my very abode and forbade me to support the Great One and the Army of Old, I pledge my support. And now let me whisper. Do I dare speak in lieu of the wizards conspiring against the Great Army? The fork tongued devils that infect the ether that want the Pa of Ancient to straddle and claim stake to the prize that lie in deepest south. Alas, I will stay still and quiet for now as not to stir up the demon-jinks from the land of EnterSomuchPoliticsNorth. Goodnight my brothers and bless you for shining a much needed beacon of hope in this murky, steamy swamp.
I agree Reverend! Grady is a breeder, possibly a poser! Grady r u really an auburn fan? your just jealous….thats it! I love this website. Thank you Revenrend, don’t pay any attention to those haters they aren’t true followers!
Thank God that there is fianlly a website for people that love the LORD and hate the barn! Praise Jesus!
hi to all, i am new, and i think i have found my home here!!
Living in Baton Rouge surrounded by Purple and Gold is almost unbearable. ULL couldn’t wash away those awful colors, but Saban and now Bama gives me hope and some peace at night.
Praise be to Saban!!
Oh Great Reverend Doctor -
hear our cries!! we but wish for more of the prophecy to be laid bare for all to read and have lo these last months suffered mightily in the emptiness of these pages.
I was raised in the faith but was agnostic in my youth. Now in the fullness of my years, I have come back to the fold as an evangelist. Thank you oh Great Prophet, for spreading the Word of the Process to the ignorant masses! May the Tide Roll upon all the infidels and wash away their doubt!